{"id":112,"date":"1991-08-23T11:12:40","date_gmt":"1991-08-23T11:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yakreldeif.wordpress.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2022-06-30T16:57:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T14:57:30","slug":"keine-chance-fur-romantik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yakobo.de\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"Keine Chance f\u00fcr Romantik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Keine Chance f\u00fcr Romantik<br \/>\noder &#8230;<br \/>\nDas Vakuum des Ochsen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Der Stier schaute vertr\u00e4umt in die rote untergehende<br \/>\nSonne und auf die m\u00fcde vor sich hingrasende Herde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Er dachte dar\u00fcber nach, dass sein Hirn viel zu<br \/>\nunterentwickelt sei, um dieses Bild in einem<br \/>\nklaren Gedanken aufnehmen zu k\u00f6nnen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In dem Moment, da ihm dies bewusst wurde,<br \/>\nverfl\u00fcchtigten sich die letzten Sonnenstrahlen unter<br \/>\nden d\u00fcrftig gewachsenen Gr\u00e4sern der Pr\u00e4rie und<br \/>\nder Stier fiel Tod in den Staub.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Epilog:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Eine Kuh schaute kurz auf das tote Leittier und<br \/>\nschnaubte tief durch, ehe sie sich um ein<br \/>\nbesonders wuscheliges Grasb\u00fcschel k\u00fcmmerte.<\/p>\n<p>Jetzt auch zum Vorlesen lassen:<br \/>\n<div  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_68374\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  __youtube_prefs_gdpr__ \" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><p><strong>Please accept YouTube cookies to play this video.<\/strong> By accepting you will be accessing content from YouTube, a service provided by an external third party.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/policies.google.com\/privacy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">YouTube privacy policy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you accept this notice, your choice will be saved and the page will refresh.<\/p>\n<button type=\"button\" class=\"__youtube_prefs_gdpr__\">Accept YouTube Content<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/yakobo.de\/wp-content\/plugins\/youtube-embed-plus\/images\/icon-check.png\" alt=\"accept\" data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\" \/><\/button><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keine Chance f\u00fcr Romantik oder &#8230; Das Vakuum des Ochsen Der Stier schaute vertr\u00e4umt in die rote untergehende Sonne und auf die m\u00fcde vor sich hingrasende Herde. Er dachte dar\u00fcber nach, dass sein Hirn viel zu unterentwickelt sei, um dieses Bild in einem klaren Gedanken aufnehmen zu k\u00f6nnen. In dem Moment, da ihm dies bewusst [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[165],"class_list":{"0":"post-112","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-quote","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-gedichte","8":"category-geschriebenes","9":"tag-steffi","10":"post_format-post-format-quote","12":"fallback-thumbnail"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Keine Chance f\u00fcr Romantik - yakobo.de<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/yakobo.de\/?p=112\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Keine Chance f\u00fcr Romantik - yakobo.de\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Keine Chance f\u00fcr Romantik oder &#8230; Das Vakuum des Ochsen Der Stier schaute vertr\u00e4umt in die rote untergehende Sonne und auf die m\u00fcde vor sich hingrasende Herde. 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